Wednesday, March 9, 2011

How Does Tendonitis Efect The System

policies (for anyone still in doubt)

For those who still have doubts

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows.
Your neighbors help you to deal with it and you split the milk with him.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows.
you The government takes them and gives you milk as necessary to decide for yourself.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows.
you The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism
You have 2 cows.
The government takes the white cow and killed the black one.

DICTATORSHIP:
You have 2 cows.
you the police will seize and rifles.

feudalism
You have 2 cows.
The landowner gets half of the milk.

DEMOCRACY:
You have 2 cows.
It vote to decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY:
You have 2 cows.
Voting to elect the person who will decide who gets the milk.

ANARCHY:
You have 2 cows.
Let organize themselves in self-management.

CAPITALISM:
You have 2 cows.
You sell one and have to buy a bull calf with which to start a farm.

savage capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You slaughtered the first and the second obligation to produce as much milk as cows 4. At the end dismiss the worker who is dealing with accused of letting die the cow to exhaustion.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM postmodern:
You have 2 cows.
You sell three to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother on your bank. Then do an exchange of letters of credit with an interest in a company subject to public bid and the transaction gain 4 cows, benefiting also from a tax deduction for the possession of 5 cows. The rights production of milk 6 cows are transferred from a third party on behalf of a Panamanian company based in the Cayman Islands illegally possessed by a shareholder who sells the rights to your company on the production of 7 milk cows. In the books of this company include 8 ruminants, with the option to purchase an additional animal. In the meantime, have you broken the 2 cows because 'dirty and stink. When they are caught to become President ...

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